Aubrey the aubergine
In 2020 an aubergine,
depressed with events, unforseen,
cancelled the plan, and gave up his dream,
to be part of the moussaka aubergine team.
As covid entered the worlds bloodstream,
and government defaulted to smokescreen,
the people went mad for bathroom hygiene.
Nowhere could toilet rolls be seen.
As a result of this bulk buying,
the shops restricted stockpiling.
A moussaka requires four aubergines,
And so there ended Aubrey's moussaka dream.
With no more gathering of aubergines,
he was destined no more, for fine greek cuisine.