BFFs Even When You Want Me to Die
'I didn't do anything wrong,' she said to me
He texted her, best friends forever
Even when you want me to die
I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. She texted back,
You can't leave me
Because I would lose all the sanity I have.
'What sanity?' I ask.
She glares, and laughs.
He texted her. Same.
My sanity would disappear in mid air, she typed.
Like poof, he wrote, I laughed. And it's gone.
Fairy odd parents style.