Black Magic Puppy
The black magic puppy had lungs of bronze
And he could eat anything he wanted to.
His owner was a man who wore long johns,
He was old and fat but knew kung fu.
This man taught his dog how to blow fire
And he would only feed him t bones and steaks.
He was mean and cruel and also a liar.
He trained his dog by a big dirty lake.
The dogs name is Max and the owner is Jack.
Max has a crush on a dog named Macy.
She is weird and knows how to quack.
She's black and yellow, and looks like a daisy.
Both these dogs and their owners are unique,
and they all need to bath because they reek.
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