caller i. d.


a for I go to heaven,
I'd like to ask you if I may,
will all my debts be washed away,
will I have no more to pay?

I'd like to ask you if I may out of curiosity,
will their be call waiting in heaven? can I get caller I. d.

if I call up the lord, and he puts me on hold,
can I hang up and he'll call back?
with just a touch of his finger push a button,
he'll know exactly where I'm at.

and if St. peter calls me while I'm out, will I know when I get in?
will their be call waiting in heaven, can I get caller I. d. again?

now I know you think it's amusing, that this is my only wish,
I don't need no fancy cable, don't need a satellite dish,
for I will be quite the marry sort, I'm sure you will agree,
if I get call waiting in heaven and I get caller i.d.

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at a church lunch one day I wondered what we had in common, besides the bible and I came up with caller I.d.