Danger Dan’s Caravan
Danger Dan set light to his caravan
With a frying pan,
So he called a man with a plan,
who had a tan.
The man with a plan who had a tan,
Put the fire out with strawberry jam.
Than the man with a plan who had a tan,
Whose name was Cam,
Made a request to Dan,
To move to the Isle of Man.
So, Cam made a caravan out of ham,
While Dan sat under a fan.
Then they moved to the Isle of man,
Where they met a woman named pam,
who made them a fire proof caravan.