Eber+Wein’s Magnificent Scam
Eber and Wein gets a payout,
for every book that they sell.
So they tell you, "You've been accepted!"
so you'll buy a copy, do tell?
But no one else buys the book,
except the authors inside.
It isn't on sale in any store,
It's a scam, they're trying to hide.
And I'll bet they will even accept this one.
Even though these last lines don't rhyme...
Because all admissions get published,
These are the only people they sell to.
Unless a family member also gets fooled,
So the more the merrier...