Excuses


I didn't do my homework

I have other things to do

like stab myself with toothpicks

Or gargle with some glue

I could cut myself with paper

And on that put purell

I could take some medication

So I wouldn't feel well

 

I could slam my fingers in a door

Or put my tongue down on the floor

Stick my pencils down my throat

Or drown myself right in a moat

 

I didn't do my homework

I have other things to do

Like worry about the homework

That I forgot to do

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