You must judge one thousand poems,
And then must judge one thousand more.
Just to give away cash prizes.
And send some money to our door.
I should think that you'll be tired.
After reading all that verse.
And with more poems still to come.
I bet you’re feeling rather terse.
I can save you all some trouble
And a good amount of time.
Simply rank my poem first,
And never read another rhyme.