Horny Toad


I have a little toad in my pocket
He keeps me company all the live long day
I only have to feed him tacos and tater tots
And he's as happy as can be

Sometimes I take him out to show people
They run away screaming
I don't know why... He's such a lovable guy.

I have a horny toad in my pocket
Sometimes he gets in a mood and refuses to play
I give him lots of TLC... soon he's happy as can be.
I love my little horny toad in my pocket.

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