How God Made Me


Here's one of my Funny's
For the day..one of my favorites...

(Can I get a smile ) ..

How God Made Me.

1) when God passed out brains I thought he said trains and i miss mine. 2) when God passed out looks I thought he said books and I didn't want any. 3) when God passed out ears I thought he said beers and I asked for two long ones. 4) when God passed out legs I thought he said kegs and I asked for two fat ones. 5) when God passed out noses I thought he said roses and I asked for one big red one. 6) when God passed out heads I thought he said beds and I asked for one big soft one. 7) when God passed out hips I thought he said lips and I asked for two large round ones. (Lord! Am I a mess!

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