How to Take Care of Your Heart
Scrape off the iron oxide
on the lock; you might
need to polish the brass
on the key before you open
the crypt. If that doesn't
work, it could be jammed.
A lever might help lift the hinges,
but if it's frozen you'll have to
let it thaw a while. Be careful
if there are shards of he-never-wrote,
and watch out for how-could-I-evers.
wear dagger-proof gloves and
remove each barb one by--
One more thing: if you can't open
it after all that, you should just
use this sledgehammer.
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