How to Take Care of Your Heart

Scrape off the iron oxide
on the lock; you might

need to polish the brass
on the key before you open

the crypt. If that doesn't
work, it could be jammed.

A lever might help lift the hinges,
but if it's frozen you'll have to

let it thaw a while. Be careful
if there are shards of he-never-wrote,

and watch out for how-could-I-evers.
wear dagger-proof gloves and

remove each barb one by--
One more thing: if you can't open

it after all that, you should just
use this sledgehammer.

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