I Simply

I have used these before
My results were rather poor
But if you need excuses
You came to the right place

I don't ignore you
I simply pretend you don't exist
I didn't hit you
I simply patted your back with force
I am not lazy
I simply don't want to do it
I don't disobey rules
I simply pretend they don't exist
I am not fat
I simply protect my abs with a couple layers of skin
I am not bossy
I simply tell people what to do all the time

When my parents get mad
Because I was bad
I use these excuses
And still get in trouble

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