If God Had A Phone
If God had a phone, I'd call him every day,
Just to say hello and ask if he's okay.
I'd tell him thank you for this great gift of life,
How it's such a struggle, yet so worth the strife!
I'd ask for forgiveness for all of my sins,
Then I'd kindly ask him to call on my friends.
Let them know he's watching, that he's always there.
His line is open, waiting on a prayer.
If he needs their number, I'd tell him where to look.
I know they have a phone, they're all on Facebook.