I’ve Got a Song in My Heart


I've got a song in my heart,
Coming out like a dart,
It's like trying to contain a fart,
In a shopping cart!
I'm glad it's not a Chevy,
I'ld have to drop it in the levy,
And hope it wasn't to heavy,
To drop it real steady.
So when you've got a song in your heart,
To be careful from the start,
That you do not fart,
And blow your pants apart,
And be glad it's not a Chevy,
Cause you too would have to drop it in the levy,
And hope it wasn't to heavy,
To drop it real steady.
Now some people think holy pants are an art,
But you don't have to have a whole shopping cart,
Full of pants that are blown apart,
Because of your very own farts!

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