I knew from the moment of our first look,
That I would always love you just like The Notebook.
On our first date I took you to see Twilight,
And it turned into more than just a goodnight bite.
I promise to always please you in fresh kinky ways,
Written in a contract like Fifty Shades Of Gray.
Often mistaken for Romeo & Juliet,
Cause I'd die for you just to protect you from threat.
So if you ever start to stress out and panic,
Remember I'm here for you stronger than Titanic.
Until my dying day I'll be faithful and true,
Just one more thing... P.S. I Love You.