Millennial Meltdown

You're half my age
and work faster than I.
You get things immediately
and don't even try.

You don't have to squint
to see 10 font.
You can hold in your pee
as long as you want.

I watch you at work
and before I started drinking,
I remembered all my passwords too
without all this thinking.

Being around you
reminds me of my age.
I used to have the spotlight,
but now you have the stage.

Getting to my age
didn't feel so bad,
until Millennials showed up
and my job was replaced with undergrads.

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