Damn where am I, what the hell happened
And how did I get here?
These sheets are orange, this room is foreign
And who bed is this that I share?
The pillows are pink, her perfume it stinks
And who arm is this around my waist?
Should I turn over and see, or should I just leave?
But still thereâ€™s something familiar about this place
Have I been here before? Of that Iâ€™m not sure
But that smell is so familiar
I definitely should leave before my body is under siege
Sheâ€™s starting to wake up I can feel her
Did this woman just try to kiss me? Did she say that she missed me?
Did she say itâ€™s been years since weâ€™ve did this?
God Iâ€™m so confused, but what excuse do I use?
I canâ€™t remember last night what is this?
I can remember the bar at broad and diamond
And getting out of the car with a girl named diamond
Saying sheâ€™s just a homey, just one of my friends
Introducing her to my homey another one of my friends
Maybe that could be a clue on how my life just got screwed.
Why am I in this picture on her wall?
Who is this girl that just changed my world?
I really donâ€™t understand this at all
Now I have to roll over to sneak a peak
To see who this mystery woman really is
Oh no not you! What did I do?
Itâ€™s my ex-wife the mother of my kids.