My Crazy Boyfriend & Stinky Po
My crazy boyfriend & stinky Pom, they like to fart all day long..
They lie in bed & eat my food, they're both the same, what can I do..
They like to sleep, and eat all day, the word gym is far away.
They both are lazy & poop a lot the toilet paper needs replacing much
The fridg's empty, the carpet's brown, I need gloves to wipe it down.
The ace is off, the room is hot, the stench of pee rises up.
But what can I do, yet lie in bed,
& give them both a kiss on the head
My crazy boyfriend and stinky Pom, that's all I got going on...