My Desk Smelled Funny

My desk smelled funny and i didn't know why,
But the the horrible stench could've made you die,
So i opened it up to see why it smelled,
Then seeing what was inside instantly repelled,
Any thoughts i had,
About what in this desk smelled so bad,
Because what is saw,
Floored my jaw,
And this is what i saw,
A dead rat,
An evil cat,
A moldy mango,
And a book called how to tango,
3 old lunches,
And banana bunches,
My parakeet,
And something sweet,
Some dirty socks,
And some fancy locks,
I took a garbage bag,
And a old rag,
And cleaned out that dump,
Then what i saw made me jump,
My dog,
Was eating a small log,
In my desk,
Man my life is odd.

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