My Dog Keeps Humping my Leg


My dog keeps trying to hump my leg
Reaching and pulling
And looking for the right spot
I don’t let it

…Sometimes I let it
For shits n giggles
She starts pumping
And pumping and pumping and pumping
And panting and panting and panting

Suddenly she stops, like a good Christian dog
What the hell was that feeling
It musta been wrong, cuz it felt good

She smells my sneaker
And she licks herself
Perhaps she needs a smoke

No, she comes back for more
Maybe I’ll get her neutered tomorrow

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