No Clowns Allowed

No Clowns allowed

No clowns allowed; you’re not welcome here.

I could feel the other guests starting to stare.

We don't serve your kind, so be on your way.

But I really am hungry and would like to stay.

“Try McDoodles,” he said,” they welcome your kind,

It's right down the street, and I don’t think they’ll mind

Your crazy red hair and floppy clown shoes

It’s a good place to eat for people like you”.

Then all of a sudden, there came a small voice.

“That’s discrimination,” it said, “he should have a choice.”

That's such a big word for a little guy

“I learned the hard way,” was his reply,

Then the guests all stood up and walked toward the door,

“The clown stays, or we leave”, they said with a roar,

“Of course, he can stay, now please everyone

Let's all just sit down and finish our lunch.

The specials today are meatloaf and stew.

He turned to the clown and asked, ’What can I get you?’

A big ice cream salad and pizza with honey

And the owner just laughed because clowns can be funny.

You just gotta give them a chance, and you’ll see

That clowns aren't so different from you and me

And sometimes it takes just one little voice

To make a big difference when there should be a choice.