Ode to Sneezing
Oh how I "love" sneezing
Every sneeze is greatly unpleasing
At random times that's when they appear
You give a "snot shower" to everyone near
So airy and light
This nasty little delight
Holds a giant ACHOO!
That always makes me blue
A sign of sickness that's very bold
Is it influenza or the common cold?
You'll never know until you're reaching for the tissues
Oh sneezing, with you, I have many issues!