Pepper had a blade
Pepper had a blade,
he tucked nicely in he's coat,
and as it's name applies,
it came out to cut a throat.
Was said Peppers dad cut too,
all beards in every shape,
to which Pepper couldn't master,
so he's blade took a different trait.
You see doing he's best to shave,
he sneezed and went too far,
so it was 20years full of tears, from
that Pepper in a jar.
Now Pepper asks for money,
for no work it's very clear,
with no comply, he says with a sigh.
"Would you like pepper on that?"
As he cuts them ear to ear.