Please Stay Calm
Attention All! Attention All!
The plague is on the rise.
Turn up your radios and TV’s,
To hear our warning cries.
From Paris to Milan,
The infected are increasing,
From New York to LA,
The panic is unceasing.
Avoid your friends, don’t go to bars,
That’s dangerous for your health,
It’s safer just to stay at home,
And drink whiskey by yourself.
While countries shut down their borders,
Their airports and their docks,
You get to watch on CNN,
As people sell their stocks.
We soon expect in public places,
Men with hazmat suits and spray,
But still, our viewers, we kindly ask,
That you do not be afraid.