Polar Bear

Sparkly fur
Bright, white coat
As white as a hull on a boat
Wet, black, nose
Yes, I must say
I'm admired.
White ears, fluffy as can be-
Ain't I just the perfect
Queen of thee?
Admit it, I'm amazing;
Otherwise you wouldn't be
Invading my home to take pictures of me,
For, what do you call it?
National Geographic?
Get out of my house!
I'm telling you, now!
Or wait,
Are those cameras and video tapers I see?
Oh yes,
I've always wanted to be
A famous movie star.
Why don't you come in,
People with cameras?
Fine,
I hope you catch your death-
I'm going inside.