Stew and Fred
There once was a man named Stew.
He was becoming very blue.
He was blue, because someone wanted to sue,
All because they slipped on his shoe.
His neighbor, Fred, had a nice bed.
But his bed had a head stand.
One day, he was on his bed,
He fell and hit his head to show the red.
When Stew found out about Fred,
He knew who it was to sue.
It was Fred that wanted to sue,
For slipping on Stew's shoe,
That made Fred hit his head on his bed.
Stew apologized for the shoe.
Fred apologized for the sue.
How Stew's shoe got there,
Stew and Fred went to bed,
And they both took of their shoes.