Someone I know, He said, “I’ll get ya.
He’s mighty keen You better run.
Bumped his head These old legs can travel
On the washing machine. Pretty fast my son.
His forehead had And when I do
A bump so grand. You’ll be black and blue.
That poor old man I’ll give you a bump
Could barely stand. And you’ll say boohoo."
Bending down, And the old man said:
He had to try
To tie his shoes. “Boohoo, boohoo,
He almost died. Now I’m laughing at you.
That bump it turned That’s the way it should be."
A shiny green.
And he got mean.