The Blue Gnu


There was once a blue gnu
Who discovered a shoe.
The blue gnu had a screw
In the sole of his shoe
And the gnu had a slew
Of ewe crew that ate stew.
When the ewe crew construed
To eschew the blue gnu,
The blue gnu had no clue
What to do with his crew.
So he took out the screw
From the sole of his shoe
And screwed the ewe crew for
Inciting a coup.
So now when you see the
Blue gnu with his crew
Know the ewe crew's been screwed with
The blue gnu's shoe's screw.

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