The Brew Pub
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make my way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make the way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
The Brew Pub
I enter the doorway and hear my name
Make my way to my stool to relax,
A pint of the finest comes sliding my way
The cost just five dollars plus tax.
A heavenly elickser, the finest of brews,
Nectar of the gods, I’m sure it will do.
It will melt away stresses, it will cure the flu,
Fix all that is wrong, add smiles to the blue.
The faces are familiar, as we all come to do the same,
Clearing out the cob webs, end the workday, ease the pain.
This is our asylum, a place that we can go,
To enjoy each other’s company, to learn what we don’t know.
Each pint will slowly change you, as the inhibitions melt away
We all become the expert of the subject of the day.
Humor follows daily news, a knock, knock joke or two,
Did you hear the one about the poet who couldn’t afford to pay.
The time it passes quickly and now it’s time to go
We all must know our limits, when to leave the show.
The pub has served it purpose, the smile it has returned
I pay my tab and leave a tip, a tip he truly earned.
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