Quacking and quaking Jumping and shaking
and crazy as a quacking newborn quale
bumping walls as if on its head, a pale
and sliding like a pan full of bacon.
crazyquackingquaking He’s not faking
Silly as a big blipingbloppingblale
Bigger than a crazy crockingwalenail
but this rare creature’s found in Jameking
like the Honowankabilablaking
oh me, oh my! One’s here but don’t ask why.
Wasn’t my idea so a break for it I’m making
but not seriously there taking.
Oh no, oh why, a kronwankyblie
What a weird world, a world we are making