The Jeep

I bought a Jeep
I thought I liked
I almost made it home.

The sign said LEDs on sale
How could I keep going.

Then I passed the tire store
The 35s were sweet.
I put a set on layaway
Said I’d be back next week.

The tire man said we need more room
Suspension had to go.
We lifted it 4 inches
My money remains low.

New wheels would really set it off
Maybe a bumper and a winch.
My wife she hid the catalog
Go online when in a pinch.

The new seat covers rock
And the CBs really cool.
I’ve learned so much with the one I bought
I could start a Jeep school.

Next we need a club to join
It will be a blast.
See you at the rally
If you can loan me money for gas.

Scott Wolbers