The Lady is Crazy


The lady is crazy the man told the cop
I beg and I plead but she won't let me stop
From sun up till sundown it's go honey go
I fear for my life She won't let me say no

Last night I kept going till twenty past eight
She promised Keep going I'll let you sleep late
But today at sun up she started again
You know I swear, it's like a contest we're in.

It's go honey go honey go honey go
I'm hollering Yes sweetie but thinking no
Each inch of my body is screaming I'm through
That's when she reminds me You did say I do

She smiles she's so happy looking down on me
I'm praying to my God Lord please help her see
I'm coming to my end and I'm feeling faint
I don’t want to end up dumping all her paint

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