The Lady is Crazy

The lady is crazy," the man told the cop.
"I beg and I plead but she won't let me stop."
"From sun up till sundown it's go honey go."
"I fear for my life. She won't let me say no."

Last night I kept going till twenty past eight.
She promised "Keep going I'll let you sleep late".
But today at sun up she started again.
You know I swear, it's like a contest we're in.

It's "go honey, go honey, go honey go."
I'm hollering "Yes sweetie," but thinking no.
Each inch of my body is screaming "I'm through."
That's when she reminds me, "You did say I do."

She smiles, she's so happy looking down on me.
I'm praying to my God, "Lord please help her see."
"I'm coming to my end, and I'm feeling faint."
I don’t want to end up dumping all her paint

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