The Lion who lost his roar

Normally I got you
But not today my boo boo
You talk to much shit
I can't defend you
You so eagerly clap
And so savagely cheer
When your team is the Lions
Who suck ass every year
It's bad that your quarterback
Hold's so many records
And will only be known
As an over paid retard
It's true your number one
As in draft picks each year
At least your consistent
With this title you bare
Loser status times ten
Follows you Where you go
Yet you continue to shit talk
Knowing your team is a joke
You ridicule the Patriots
And talk shit about Brady
But when the conversation suits you
You jump on his legacy
So many excuses you've made
For his multiple Rings
But I've heard you defend him
As the "quarterback of kings"
But I'll give your team props
You know the one from 57'
Cuz let's talk for realz buddy
That was their last winning season
So the moral to this roast
Is before you talk smack
Make sure that your team
Has a record to back
And you should never talk shit
When your team get pissed on
Year after year by the same
5 time super bowl champions!!

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Another NFL football rivalry....This time i'm just a wife passionate about her team and not scared to defend them to her shit talking husband who's team is as lethal as a premature kitten!