The Pan Who Missed Home

Once upon a time there was a pan
He tried and tried to beat this man
After many attempts he failed,
So he went to the post office to have himself mailed

Inside the box it was dark and cold
It had maggots, fleas, and was encrusted with mold
Until he met a freaky lawn gnome,
He suddenly realized he missed home

He missed getting beat at everything
He must get out, for this was terrifying
He poked and prodded at the box,
But it seemed as if it was covered with locks!

Finally he pushed himself free
And fell off the plane happily
He fell and fell thousands of feet,
Until he landed under his owner's meat!

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