The Sounds Of Farting


Hello white porcelain,
I've come to sit on you once again.
And the sounds that are creeping to my ears,
Let's lose like a semi shifting gears.
And the rumble, it burst from my behind.
It blows my mind.... The sounds of farting.

As I live in these golden years on my commode
I sit and strain to do a down load,
In my trusty old porcelain commode.
I sit and stink up my humble abode.
The paint in my bathroom... it's peeling of the walls.
My butt feels like it's attacked by JAWS!
I hear...... the sounds of farting.

I wonder what the heck is wrong with me
As i zip up....it hit me.. its time for round three!
I pull down and ready myself for more misery!
And from my behind comes a blast from the past.
I did it! Relief at last!... Then I hear ...the sounds of farting!

Now all I got to do is pee.

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    This is a lampoon song sung to the Simon & Garfunkel song...The sounds of silence. It accurately and comically describes my Golden Years of life.