The Tail of Bob the Snake
Bob couldn’t make
but he could take
Bob went into the lake
and had some cake
after that, he went to the bank
with his tank
to ask them if he could take
their dank bank.
They said ‘no way-k’
but Bob the snake
left nothing in his wake
he said ‘thank’
then Bob the snake
he took his tank
and pulled rank
everyone bowed down to the snake
and pledged allegiance to him and his tank
and that is the end of the tail of Bob the snake.
but he could take
Bob went into the lake
and had some cake
after that, he went to the bank
with his tank
to ask them if he could take
their dank bank.
They said ‘no way-k’
but Bob the snake
left nothing in his wake
he said ‘thank’
then Bob the snake
he took his tank
and pulled rank
everyone bowed down to the snake
and pledged allegiance to him and his tank
and that is the end of the tail of Bob the snake.