The tomb opened with a cloud of ancient dust.
I had awoken the ancient dead.
Oh no, what the fuck have I done?
The journey could become the kindest, the coldest, the grandest, or the weirdest.
Maybe I shouldn't have touched anything, I'm the world's most dangerous dunce.
I had awoken the highly chosen with some of the overly dedicated.
Oh no, I think I must have unlocked the master's torture dungeon!