The glances come, the glances go.
Why this bothers me, I'll never know!
The answer to which I am devoid, is probably just me being paranoid!
I think, no, I thought it was my favorite old hat.
But then I thought, "No! It's because I'm tall and fat!"
Most people never even realize, just how far they travel, their wondering little eyes.
Gazes! Glances! Tiny little smirks!
My goodness, some of you people are really big jerks!
There is no misconception.
Nothing has been misconstrued.
If you don't like the way I am, just don't look!
But stop being rude!