Yoga Pants (My Walmart Esmerelda)


Step
Jiggle, jiggle
Step
Jiggle and jiggle more
Leopard spots bounce
to and fro
fro and to
strutting to a different beat
hypnotize the watcher
cringing at the skin tight form
Bless you girl
Bless you and your yoga pants
Proud
Unashamed
Show them all every curve and dimple
Nothing left
to imagine
beneath the wisp of polyester
Straining to keep the shape
crimping the bouncy you
the big bouncy you
You overflow them
like a muffin cap
just short of your tube top
that pend-o-lum swings opposite
your yoga-fied butt cheeks
You wear them girl
Wear them yoga pants
Them leopard-spotted yoga pants

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