Little Brother

My baby brother Petey
Is from another planet.
If you don’t believe me
You can ask my cousin Janet
Last Sunday’s Easter dinner
With our great Grandma June
He omitted a smell so foul
It completely cleared the room
He hardly has any teeth
His skin’s so white it glows
He is wrinkled from his neck
Down to his tiny toes.
He possesses powers of mind control
That only work on
No matter how much he poops,pees,and leaks,
She asks,”How cute is your little brother?”
Sometimes an unknown goo
Forms in the corner of his eyes.
He spits ,and snots ,and pukes,
And wakes up screaming in the night
His eating habits are horrible.
Even the dog is appalled.
Pureed carrots in Petey’s hair,
And split peas on the wall
I must have been immune before
To little Petey’s charms.
Till he started crying,
And I held him in my arms
He looked at me, lovingly
Laughing like a clown
The little alien grew on me.
I can not put him down
My baby brother ,Petey,
Was created in outer space
So I thank the heavens every day,
And kiss his angel face.