The nerd of me
I'll destroy the world like Invader Zim,
The futures dark and looking grim,
Like "oh my god the nerd of him",
See what I did there?
Replacing nerve with nerd,
"He's so square and so absurd",
I'll hulk smash you; don't use that word!
I'll weaken you,
With pikachu,
When he is threw,
Pokeball go,
No! Don't get sick,
What? are you claustrophobic?
"Let me out! It's so not fair",
My spidey senses do not care,
Riddle me this and imagine that,
Cat has claws and I am the bat,
Knock knock; "whose there?"
Open the door!
It is THOR,
"What is he acting like this for?"
Metaphorically jumping a fence,
Super hero land on the other side,
"This poem doesn't make any sense"
I know,
Open your mind,
That is all,
Let you out of the pokeball,
Broadened horizons,
Mind is free,
You're welcome,
Sincerely,
The nerd in me!
The futures dark and looking grim,
Like "oh my god the nerd of him",
See what I did there?
Replacing nerve with nerd,
"He's so square and so absurd",
I'll hulk smash you; don't use that word!
I'll weaken you,
With pikachu,
When he is threw,
Pokeball go,
No! Don't get sick,
What? are you claustrophobic?
"Let me out! It's so not fair",
My spidey senses do not care,
Riddle me this and imagine that,
Cat has claws and I am the bat,
Knock knock; "whose there?"
Open the door!
It is THOR,
"What is he acting like this for?"
Metaphorically jumping a fence,
Super hero land on the other side,
"This poem doesn't make any sense"
I know,
Open your mind,
That is all,
Let you out of the pokeball,
Broadened horizons,
Mind is free,
You're welcome,
Sincerely,
The nerd in me!
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This is just a fun poem that I wrote filled with fun nerdy euphemisms.
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