Vo-Tei Drunken Master (Pt.:1)

Stronger & Stranger Than Most, The Lovelier Flower Vo-Tei.
Stray, She's Never Known Of Parents & Questioning Such She Never Asks.
Masks She Wears.
Years Spent @ Shaolin Temples Earning The Higher Degrees Of All Lessons Learned.
Burned On A Breast: The Symbol Of The Wu-Tang.
"Song Of Sha-Thai", She Currently Hums As A Master Of All 36 Chambers.
Dangers, She Disperses With Quickly & Justly.
Firstly: Justice, All After Personal Gain.
Drunken Drunk Everthirsting 4 Her Next Drink.
Pink Widow Drunken, Her Preference Often. Her Enchanted Bo Is The Highlight.
Fight After Fight From Street Fight 2 Street Fight Until Comfortably N A Barroom Sipping Saki 2 Legendary Deliriums.
Mandolins Accommodate Her Staggers As Whores Respectfully Center Her N Their Diatribes.
Villages 2 Cities Saved By Our Heroine. Please, Don't Make Her Again Think Of The Many Places She May Freely Drink.
Thank, Vo-Tei, Again 4 Saving "The Sacred Scrolls Of She-Geb", We All Owe Her A Bottomless Dept.
Adept Darling, Startling ViXXXen About 2 Give, That Him, Most Passionate Kiss.
Bless The Longtime Fully You've Been Especially Promised By Our Gods, Vo-Tei Drunken Master.