Halfsies

Hey! Let’s get married and go halfsies
You love me all the time and I’ll love you for all time
Make me the priority for your time
And I’ll give you first place every single day
I want access to all your worldly treasures
And you can have everything I’ve got to give
I’ll go to ballets, concerts and listen to country music
If you will watch Tyler Perry plays,
And watch a million movies
I’ll eat caviar if you eat turnip greens
If you agree to listen to me when I’m hurting
I’ll allow you to get on all of my nerves
I’ll hold you when you’re sick,
If you do the cooking when I don’t feel well
Be honest with me, even when there’s trouble
And I will never tell a lie
I’ll fast and pray for your deliverance
You love me still, when I am old
So! What do you say!
Let’s get married and go halfsies