Natural Disaster

Natural Disaster



We started out as the best of friends
Keeping up with all the latest trends
But the day we said I do
Was the day I started to annoy you
Because the things you used to love about me
Are now the things you hate
And you’ve got me walking on egg shells
Because I don’t won’t my face to become
A part of your finger nails
And you’re gettin faster and faster
Baby you’ve become a natural disaster

Because when the house begins to shake
I know you’re an earthquake
When you’re spinning out of control
Causing me pain
I know you’re a hurricane
And when you cried
I watched you turn into a mudslide
But I just smile and say
Honey you’re looking beautiful
Because I’m a master
At living with a natural disaster

When you were just a friend
We created the perfect blend
With my less than funny jokes
Mixed with your more than clever quotes
My off the wall remarks
Mixed with your out of the park smarts
But now nothing I do seems to please you
And you’ve got me walking on egg shells
Because I don’t won’t my face to become
A part of you’re finger nails
And you’re gettin faster and faster
Baby you’ve become a natural disaster

Because when the house begins to shake
I know you’re an earthquake
When you’re spinning out of control
Causing me pain
I know you’re a hurricane
And when you cried
I watched you turn into a mudslide
But I just smile and say
Honey you look beautiful
Because I’m a master
At living with a natural disaster

That four year long friendship
made for one hell of a field trip
But when we were standing around
In our cap and gown
Your laugh was no longer just a laugh
And your smile was no longer just a smile
But now nothing I say seems to agree with you
And you’ve got me walking on egg shells
Because I don’t won’t my face to become
A part of your finger nails
You’re gettin faster and faster
Baby you’ve become a natural disaster

Because when the house begins to shake
I know you’re an earthquake
When you’re spinning out of control
Causing me pain
I know you’re a hurricane
And when you cried
I watched you turn into a mudslide
But I just smile and say
Honey you look beautiful
Because I’m a master
At living with a natural disaster