Excuses

I didn't do my homework



I have other things to do



like stab myself with toothpicks



Or gargle with some glue



I could cut myself with paper



And on that put purell



I could take some medication



So I wouldn't feel well



 



I could slam my fingers in a door



Or put my tongue down on the floor



Stick my pencils down my throat



Or drown myself right in a moat



 



I didn't do my homework



I have other things to do



Like worry about the homework



That I forgot to do